A video of a black person taking too long to eat some god damn chicken wings.

 I love Guile's theme, but I have never seen someone take such an insignificant bite and chew it so damn much.

Or a black guy with such a limited move set.

Steve Jobs and the iDead

No news is good news unless Steve Jobs finally decides to leave the world with one less fanatical douchebag.

Ass probably asked for a shiny and glossy coffin too.

Happy 9/11 2011 Edition!

Keeping with traditional 80's characters, Kool-Aid Man has arrived the scene and is literally wrecking everything.

 

Click to see older 9/11 celebrations.

El FUA

This phenomenon has taken me by surprise. I'm gonna be printing out shirts, and I've been yelling FUA out loud randomly when I walk around town. I feel it's the right thing to do.

In case you're still trying to figure it out:

Jeremy The Annoying Horse - Breakdancing

Son of a bitch.

Play Him Away

I knew truckers weren' real people.

Irony of Shakespeare

It is incredibly ironic that Shakespeare wrote "brevity is the soul of wit" yet everyone knows that poets and storytellers are the least to exercise this.

They're full of shit. and they take 800 pages to show you that. Whereas I only take three sentences.

The Whining Wars

This was done back in 2005 or 2006, back when I really felt I needed to filter every bad thought I had through endless, poorly worded, paragraphs. Yeah, the Dreth.Net-era. No, my hair wasn't really at nose-length. Yes, I know I look really gay (that was the point), it even freaks me out.

Fuck Yeah Nouns and Dreth

This is a true story. It happened exactly this way, in this order, at work. The only part was that I didn't scream the last panel, but I sure as hell made the face. Remember to click it for a bigger image.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/dreth

The past does come back to haunt you. Or me, at least. The original picture was taken in 2004 and I can't remember who edited it, but it was either a joke (since I did the same to others) or a hateful attempt at getting back at me. I seriously cannot remember, the site fuckyeahnouns.com claims to use the Yahoo! Search Engine, yet when I search for 'Dreth' on their image search, the picture above doesn't show up (not even the original one).

At first I thought it was an old hate profile some little girl from SpinChat.com made for me a few years ago.  So, seriously, anyone with a good sense of Internet logic that can crack this little gay mystery, please step up.